DarthDuster
DarthDuster
DarthDuster

Except for the Corvette. Little. Red.

I liked Simms defending the doctors. “Uh the doctors checked him quickly and besides he was hit on the chin not the head.” Right Phil. The doctors checked to see if his head was still attached, it was attached enough and it’s the playoffs so fuck it.

Whoa, this is confusing.

I’m actually pretty sure you’re wrong and that this was a mass fish suicide in response to the election results.

It’s probably just like the one he makes Melania wear.

“Oh honey, the man who sells us our drugs is here!”

Despite it’s niche, I bought one new in 78, and two of my small town Louisiana friends did the same that year. In all, I knew five people who owned an X1/9 and I almost bought a second one, a leftover Bertone in 90. I only knew two people who bought a Camaro, three bought Firebird/Trans Ams, one had an MGB, one had an

This is a bunch of blatantly unsafe horseshit. Shame on Jalopnik for even floating the idea to your readers that this should EVER be done.

I saw this happen once to Emilio Estevez. The tire smack sent him into the future. Mic Jagger was there only he was a terrible warlord and Rene Russo was there. Don’t ever tire smack. It’s bad.

Real men get shot in the leg or arm or both before going on any drive.

This more your speed?

Or as I might have put it, Buck Rogers, starring Erin Gray as Wilma Deering, also featuring Gil Gerard.

there’s four places. There’s the Hun Hut, that’s on third. There’s Swastikas-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got We-Need-Living-Space, That’s on third.... Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the Nazi complex on third.

The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

Ladies love windowless vans. Good call.

Oh yes, the Shatner Turbo 3000—I think Burt Reynolds ended up with the upgraded model around the same time?

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.