A lot of good choices here, but this is still my favorite.

You could simplify this to:

OEEAY

Yeah, I would be outraged too, that mac and cheese looks way too dry!

Nice, but I would suggest turning the trolling up to 11.

Yes, but that allowed for this, which is awesome and I want to put one in my driveway:

Now that you are older and have more EXP in life, might I suggest 2 alternative scenarios:

Peugeot 504.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.