Because, like anything that starts out cute and harmless, companies try to extract every single cent out of the phenomenon, tying things together with every conceivable angle and marketing ploy, thus taking something innocent and fun, and making us hate it.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

“She’s saying it’s the racists who think, mistakenly, that all of their own race (perhaps secretly) are racist as they are.
I’m white myself and have seen exactly what she’s describing.”

I think you may have missed something; the region was allowed to choose, and the - reasonably slim, but still decisive - majority chose to stay. The ‘No Campaign’ wasn’t preventing the referendum from being held; it simply represented, and campaigned in favour of, the ‘No’ side of the debate.

Yes, I’ve had to replace 3 tires on my wifes CR-V, and 1 on my Silverado because she refuses to avoid potholes, NY Potholes are not to be taken lightly.

FYI, allergan-sniffing assistance dogs can save lives, and training one is a fairly easy and low-cost process compared to sight, hearing, mobility or seizure detection dogs. It involves training one simple alert behavior in conjunction with classically conditioning an association (think Pavlov), and unlike…

I had a coworker (who was otherwise an excellent server) get fired because he told someone a dish was nut-free when it actually had a cashew spread on it. We were busy, and he forgot, but it was extremely careless. He didn’t even bother to mention the allergy to the kitchen. I saw her get carted off in an ambulance on…

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!

Customer: “So I’ll pay you 10$ and you’ll get me a burger and fries, deal?”
Restaurant: “Yup, we’ve got a deal.”
Customer: “Okay, here’s 10$. Oh, also, I’ll want a steak, ribs, a cure for cancer, a way to end world hunger and all my food in pill for that’s not only equally as tasty but with no negative impacts to my…

Hey. I remember when toys were made of rocks, sticks and imagination. It wasn’t all that bad! (Still we got us some cool stuffs now...)

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

Screw that. Make the sheep buy adapters.

I don't know what you think you did or proved, at all. I went into Photoshop and properly color balanced the image, based on 3 sample points placed at high mid and low threshold areas. Then I adjusted the levels afterward to further remove the washout from overexposure.

Except that it doesn't come in white and gold, but it does come in black and blue.

Jesus. You fucked it up even worse.

That's a reel good question.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

Nope. That's still serious sociopathic behavior.

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!