If the artist was on their payroll as an employee when she produced the work for them, the company owns the copyright.

What options are there that don’t involve outside services at all? I’d like something I can have completely contained within my home network.

I was going to reply with the xkcd record scratch strip to explain the reference to the youngsters, but then I remembered hipsters.

I’ve seen a few people say you’d obviously have to bang Yoda.

When you have a kid with food allergies, encouraging pickiness is the first line of defence. Don’t let that line fall.

Yeah, this is just screaming for a photoshop contest.

To be fair, it can depend on where you do it.

This is all just pushback against anal bleaching.

Well, you know what they say...

Brubaker’s 1978 design was actually a can that converted into a truck

Have they done a western yet?

Later on came the movie...

In a strange alternate universe...

You clearly did not read the article.

I’m afraid to ask what gauge hypodermic needle they use.

Okay, there are a number of good writers here, but not exactly what I was looking for.

Doh!

Here’s a song I wrote about new car smell.
It goes a little something like this...
There’s a car in my garage
It smells like a new car
It drives like a new car
And you know that the smell is because of the gas
The old car would never smell that bad
Oh no, I can’t wait to drive that
I can’t wait to go back to the city where…

From the upcoming reboot of Being John Malkovich...

Well this one certainly takes a creepy turn!