Looks like you need to update your profile picture. It looks really old.

Maybe someone was thinking ‘Members of Press Corps Get Drunk And Tell Sanders Off’ would make a good headline.

Thanksgiving at the Smithsonian. The museum we were in turned out to be renovating their cafeteria so they had a temporary facility set up with self-serve coolers of sandwiches and such. We got there soon before they were closing the room up, though, so much of the selection had been put away and I ended up with a few…

I suspect we’re not getting the Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies.

He’s Mike Colter, not Luke Cage.

The only Chad I’ve ever known was black. Was this him?

It appears to show only Netflix shows.

It’s also flammable, so you’d probably only want to go with paper on an induction cooktop if at all.

There better not be a damn couch involved.

Also scamorza.

Armenian string cheese.

Get some sauce, dude. You don’t want to raw-dog cheese.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the wait was in order to get things in line for the divorce, the plea deal, and/or other revenge.

This man needs to be introduced to the po-boy sandwich.

I’d be surprised if you can’t find a free app that will do this on your lock screen.

I think you mean borrowing.

“...the president* refused to offer any details, saying simply that he’d let Mexico—which has adamantly denied the existence of any such agreement—make the announcement “at the right time.”"

So is he.

I look forward to the 4k videos from Airforceproud95, featuring amazingly photorealistic renderings of hot air balloons taxiing and doing barrel rolls.