I’m going to guess he has a custom made TV remote with a button for each of the few channels he watches, and maybe power. Volume is on a knob on the set.

Hmmm... I wonder if you could make one out of cardboard.

Wow. Give me a thick phone like that to hold onto and I may just not miss bezels after all.

I’m still waiting for the perfect moment for “all your base".

Yeah. You’d have to settle for a Mustang.

Well, in Into the Spiderverse Spiderman talks about having a comic book, so it all fits.

It’s like he can’t conceive of anyone being in charge of a company that isn’t named for them.

I’m gonna guess the downtime to actually perform the update is not what he is saying will prevent him from doing his job.

Make some snow pants like this. They’ll go great with a shrug.

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Just imagine if JJ Abrams reboots it!

I guess most bulk food bins over here do have covers.

I’ve nearly gotten hit in the face on the way out the restroom a couple times in the past couple weeks, after years of that never happening. There’s something going on with doors, I tell ya!

Clinton tried that with her “deplorables” comment on “some” Trump supporters. They adopted it as a group identity and rallied around it. If anything it made the situation worse.

In the 80s I worked at a pizza joint that had a jukebox. Much less repetative than a fixed playlist, obviously, but still some records got overplayed, sometimes by a customer picking one or two songs to play over and over during their meal.

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