I guess the most effective ways to ensure you outlive most of your enemies would be to either...

Now? That’s how T-Rump got half or more of his votes!

I bring a message from the future!

The 1st-off-the-line auction, early buyers, regular new buyers, used market: all suckers. I’m just going to wait for it to come on Netflix or Amazon Prime.

Well it’s not like he pisses frickin’ laser beams.

Incompetence and insanity are also grounds for impeachment, from what I understand.

They tried to produce an American version, but production was scrapped after a costly accident prevented their slime supply from arriving.

It seems like their legal strategy is to get a mistrial declared on account of incompetent counsel.

This is Giuliani we’re talking about here, though. Better double-check the video.

“A built-in LED light indicates when your water has reached its boiling point”

“A built-in LED light indicates when your water has reached its boiling point”

The other possibility is that BuzzFeed rushed out the gate without all its ducks in a row. Based on Mueller’s statement, it doesn’t sound like the meat of BuzzFeed’s reporting is off but the wording might be questionable. Maybe the president didn’t blatantly ask Cohen to lie to Congress, but maybe it was strongly…

As I posted in another article about 8k, I look forward to the day when display resolutions and color depths reach the point where I can ditch bifocals in favor of AR/VR goggles that will automatically focus on whatever I direct my eyes at, and that have sufficient resolution to give me 20/20 or better vision. Maybe…

Maybe if you could figure out an angle to convince them that enacting a specific democratic socialist goal here and there in bits and pieces somehow “owns the libs”.

If Splinter is using Google AdSense they could have some control.

I had a golden wee, myself.

A second Fed report released today noted that many young people with student debt are leaving the rural areas where they grew up to move to urban areas. This is pretty sensible: if you’re struggling under massive amounts of debt, you’re going to need the kind of high paying job available in cities if you hope to…

Depends on where you kept it. If it’s in a rental storage space you still would have rented had you not kept the sweater, there’s no expense.

I did. And I find it very telling that the artist chose to depict the Union soldier as being remorseful.

We assume that the art projects in Pence’s class must look something like this.