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I wonder how much better it would work if the rubber tubes didn’t have all those kinks.

Obligatory classic xkcd.

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn it’s been happening more frequently in recent years.

So who’s idea was it to put the merge right there at the tunnel entrance?

“Look out below” mode.

Everything gets old after a while.

This is the whole “back in my day I walked five miles to school every day, uphill, both ways!” thing, but generationally reversed.

PROTIP 1: That mic on your phone works even if you don’t have it paired with Bluetooth speakers.

“we want each of them looking as great as they taste.” The iconic shape is part of that appeal, so “while there has always been some variability in that process, we are working to improve the appearance because it’s as important to us as it is to our fans.”

He should just tell them the wall has already been built.

Yeah, she’s really got egg on her face after that one.

But would you still read the comments? ;)

First determine whether it was their choices and not their immediate circumstances that limited them to the one step. (Beware the Fundamental Attribution Error fallacy!)

Gingerbread? These taste more like straw to me.

So as a percentage change in number of locations, that’s about -0.64% for Jack In The Box, -1.13% for Subway, and -1.63% for Papa John’s.

Flip their goat?

It’s consistent with calling milk “moo juice”.

“I still need Marines who can shoot and salute. But, I need Marines who can fix jet engines and man sophisticated radar sets, as well.” - Gen Robert E. Cushman Jr.

In normal times, inviting the president’s lawyer on a Sunday news talk show would be a constructive thing to do. These are not normal times, and nothing that comes out of Rudy Giuliani’s mouth is credible. Half of the time, it’s not even comprehensible. So why continue to give him a platform?