A metric shit-ton, reportedly.

But since it spilled on the road it will be discounted.

I dunno. Look at the size of those sesame seeds.

TBH, in the age of touch-screens I’ve long been surprised it’s not what everyone does.

Wait... are you talking about the effects of the log, or just the way you normally live?

We have a gas log. Is Taco Bell doing anything similar?

That’s all the time she needs. If Pence goes down with the T-rump ship, the Speaker of the House is next in line for the presidency.

Do they have nut-free recipes, or suggested substitutions?

Reading this a little over a year later it’s good to see so many of the videos embedded here are no longer available. I hope they weren’t replaced with others.

The other part of his narcisism at play here is that he may think that reading something someone else wrote, particularly in order to learn something, would imply that someone knows more than he does.

What a waste of a good comment. Should have saved it for a truck prone to electrical fires in the door.

Can I get one in green with wood paneling?

I think it just means nipples that look like they’re on a female rather than on a man, regardless of who they’re on. In some shots you wouldn’t see much more than the nipple, and they’re covering that in their policy.

Do yourselves a favor, folks, and don’t google that GIF.

(sigh)

Oh man I hope this works for missing-person, organ-donation pleas, etc. shares and not just news stories. I can’t tell you how many times my mother-in-law has shared stuff like that, had me reply that the kid was found safe five years ago near their home in England, the guy got his kidney or the troops came home a deca…

Wrong, Zod.

Do you use mayonnaise or are you one of those people who is utterly grossed out by it and uses plain yogurt as a binding agent instead?

No, they are not magic beans. That I know of.

under investigation by Fox and National Geographic