“cartoon strawmanner”

Sounds like it’s time for Gymkata II!

Or, rather, have their constituants find out about it afterward.

That has to be a scene in some Japanese hentai or dating sim somewhere. There’s no way it isn’t.

I’m guessing it’s more the fabled “I don’t want to die a virgin!” scenario they’re trying to avoid.

(Reads comment critiquing comment critiquing comment. Dies.)

In dough form, in coffee ice cream.

Yeah, I hope the cost to demolish the place gets multiplied by the discovery of some hazardous waste oil tanks or soil contamination or something.

Every time one of those (factory or not) goes by I always think it looks like a hearse.

And in case you haven’t figured this out on your own in the past eight years, be sure to remove all galvanized nails and copper wires from the potato, or unplugging the lamp will be all for naught.

I’m sure you can pick one up somewhere, though it may need a little restorative work.

And that has been the rationale behind paying politicians well for decades: if they make good money they’ll be harder to bribe.

Well, not for lack of (him) trying.

It’s no surprise. Where there’s batshit, there’s bats.

Just remember to be careful not to accidentally grab a tub of schmutz.

Current market value or replacement cost?

I was going to pithily post the video for Nathanial Rateliff & The Night Sweats’ “S.O.B.”, but then I read your post and I decided it would be inappropriate.

Or, in my case, appendicitis.

Sounds like it’ll be nice and comfy, until it twists around as I slide into the seat of my car, or yanks on my balls as I hurriedly drop trou to take a much-needed dump.

Sounds like it’ll be nice and comfy, until it twists around as I slide into the seat of my car, or yanks on my balls…