Star for “sovereign citizen grade idiots".

Oh yeah. I like their french roast with a packet of Swiss Miss and some vanilla soy milk.

Don’t worry. If we run low on scarcity they can always make more.

He must have invested in Kodakcoin.

It only seems like there’s no repercussions because the time until the next election (mid-terms) is just DRAGGING with this guy.

This is dwarfed by the number of visits involving dihydrogen monoxide. Priorities, people!

Unfortunately, being a police officer is also attractive to assholes who want to go out and crack skulls for a living.

The very first link I ever found and bookmarked for tracking hurricanes was this one. It no longer works, giving a 404 error now and the site apparently no longer has storm tracks that I can find. But back in the early 90s it was the shit.

Probably shot by an ancestor of Ben Carson.

How well does touch ID work when your fingers are wrinkled from the pool or bath?

Yeah, a new situation is a stresser. Mine just started 4th grade, and it’s his best start yet. The worst was a couple years ago when he switched to a new school in 2nd. I wonder how he’ll do when he starts middle school.

The clear winner is this beauty...

Her politics, personality, and general demeanor, yes.

I don’t know, man. A genuinely warm heart and absence of a resting bitch face would go a long way toward making her an enjoyable partner.

I thought he meant he was eating the hell out of some popcorn while watching the spectacle.

It seems they had to edit it down a bit for time, and ended up cutting him off right when he got rollin’.

Wait... I thought the reds boycotted restaurants by buying their food.

So how much was the cleaning bill?

A woman found dead with a dick in her hand would make for quite a story.

I doubt there’d be much correlation as long as plastic trash and freezer bags are still available for purchase.