Standard steak knives, it says, have the “serrated edge angled toward the right side of the knife’s blade,” forcing lefties “to cut with their non-dominant hand or sacrifice the quality of their bite by sawing through their steak with the dull edge of their knife.”

I’ve never played it, but everyone I’ve ever seen play it always shoots the first person they see, so...

The kid who finally knocks off the killer arranging all those events.

If this film had been shown to my kid’s class, and somebody told me that some kid had asked this, I could pretty safely assume it was my kid.

Probably a lot of them didn’t know he did it. But they deserve to know, so that now they can make an informed choice whether to continue associating with him.

Also wasn’t it featured in Windows 95?

The others present weren’t accused of murder. They were merely present to witness him being accused.

Soon as you get done building it.

Nope. Just a fork. And he took the one less-traveled.

If you’re digging a hole big enough for a body you don’t do it bare-handed. You’ll get blisters for sure.

ITYM “prescribed”.

It could break the skin!

Not in particular. If you want an ensign geeks would respond to...

If a nazi is in distress, he is clearly not truly a member of the master race and does not deserve help.

(well, one of the three churches down the street from us)

I think you could pull it off if you wear a bowler.

Now are you busting out that flag to attract helpful attention, or because you’ve forgotten the trash for so long it’s littering your front yard and you’ve just decided to go with the look?

I eat mine vertically, like I’m proudly running with an Olympic torch.

These days that’s more Chipotle’s thing.

Will they be overcooking everything?