Wait... So he’s pondering about whether he should arrest the one person not smoking weed? Was that a suspicious thing in this setting?

Pretty much my first thought when I heard that idiotic idea.

But they would cool much more quickly in a microwave with the electric plug polarity reversed.

So.

And put each piece in a separate trash bag. You never know with these dumpster-diving identity thieves these days!

Obviously you only need to toss each sponge once.

#dunningkruger

I will accept nothing less than an ongoing series of “will it chill” videos.

Which raises the question of how he came to marry a primordial dwarf. I’m sure they have a great and inspiring story.

Hey, at least it was really tan.

If this passes, POC should organize a mass of applications to become police officers. See how long it lasts.

Ah! Okay. At least they’re not some of those Satanist D&D players.

Three? That’s what they want you to think!

When I was a kid, every school year we were handed out forms for death and dismemberment policies from some company I’m sure gave the school system some kind of kickback.

So this is basically Disk Cleanup with preselected categories of files, run on a schedule, and set to delete files matching the preselected criteria without prompting the user.

The snooze might come in handy but I don’t need the rest.

Slavery itself went way further with no such moments among many, even after being almost literally smacked upside the head by people who could see the problem with it.