It’s like pennance, but you make other people do it. Very Republican.

Just look how neatly they fit into Kirk Cameron’s hand!

Unless you break a window and steal the stereo and whatever else is in it.

I wonder how effective it would be for all these kids and their supporters to join the NRA and vote for new leadership that wasn’t on the take from gun manufacturers.

Nothing is the answer. But a big part of the problem is people buying guns for the wrong reasons, largely due to fearmongering by the gun manufacturer controlled NRA. Banning unnecessarily overpowered guns is a corrective step.

Won’t happen as long as the “anything for a buck” GOP is in control.

OMG can we please just bring back Usenet?

I can’t decide whether I prefer the Hawaii vacation or the Grand Canyon trip. The camping trip was pretty classic too. There’s also the later King’s Island episode which was a decent change of scenery, if not really a stand-out among vacation episodes, but Jan was so hot in that season who cares?

Porch.

I actually had an idea for an app that would list nearby restaurants sorted by drive+wait times+seating-to-service times, so you could see where you could actually start eating the soonest. I figured it could be useful if you have a certain window of time to eat before a show, or need to eat with scheduled meds, etc.,…

From like half a life-saver’s worth of sugar, if that?

SAY the WORD, GOP! Say “deplorable”!

Not so completely as to recruit someone to run against him in the primary, though.

The fries from your doggy bag.

Well, make that 0 in 1461. True story!

Funny they don’t mention that chair in this article.

I don’t know when RuPaul’s birthday is, but I figure there’s a 4 in 1461 chance we share it. It’s even less a story than yours but there it is.

Correction: PortaMonkey.

I use to have Pocket Monkey on my Palm Pilot. Has anyone ported that to Android?

And I’m sure one or two are aware of the North American Sommelier Association.