Not so completely as to recruit someone to run against him in the primary, though.

The fries from your doggy bag.

Well, make that 0 in 1461. True story!

Funny they don’t mention that chair in this article.

I don’t know when RuPaul’s birthday is, but I figure there’s a 4 in 1461 chance we share it. It’s even less a story than yours but there it is.

Correction: PortaMonkey.

I use to have Pocket Monkey on my Palm Pilot. Has anyone ported that to Android?

And I’m sure one or two are aware of the North American Sommelier Association.

Well, that would be the lizard people, obviously. They operate out of the basement of the Alamo.

And you are an obvious Rayndian, the most clueless of all clueless sheep.

I think the word you’re looking for is “obsolete”.

And sure, young kids really are naive and clueless about a lot of nuanced things in life that they’ll (hopefuly) learn as they go along. But this isn’t one of them. Wanting to not be shot is basic common sense. And standing up and speaking for yourself when there is an obvious shortage of people in authority doing it…

Now I wonder if it was spelled “Core”, or had that in parentheses after “Corps”, on the teleprompter to keep him from pronouncing it “Corpse” during the speech.

I have little doubt that had he had any inkling of how it’s properly spelled he would have tweeted it as “Marine Corp”.

Let’s just replace everybody with cops.

Now let’s leverage The disparity between public opinion and our supposed representatives’ actions and take some action against gerrymandering. It’s a big obstacle.

Also vote, since most of them can’t yet.

Do kids still watch MTV?

My mistake. I looked at your profile, saw no posts, and thought “Russian agitator”. Then I figured out Discussions is where comment posts are listed, and yeah you go back to early February.

Or do the undead get to fly free?