Each unicorn head individually severed by a virgin wielding a chocolate knife.

If there’s anything one particular episode of Friends, a particularly appropriate GIF, from which, I have been frustratingly unable to find, teaches us, it’s that if they have hot chemistry on stage ice, they’re not fucking.

Maybe try this Pandora’s box.

Did Lucky the Leprechaun get mixed up with the mob?

Ulf “Buddha” Ekberg and a trio of siblings: Jonas “Joker” Berggren, Malin “Linn” Berggren, and Jenny Berggren

Some never grow out of that phase, and become libertarians or greens.

I agree and tried to google a pic to back it up, but apparently nobody ever posts pictures of the roof of their mouth if it’s normal and healthy. Yuck.

But does he keep them stacked in the back of his throat?

When the box office clerk told him he’d have to get down, he should have played it like he was being told he was too tall, and said he hears that all the time and promised to sit in the back row so he wouldn’t block anyone’s view.

Did you have to pick the photo with the sign that says “stop chem trails”?

Or neo-libertarians.

Is this a sign of progress in her post-Fox deprogramming?

It’s so surprising that people arming themselves in self-defense in the midst of a long-term decline in violent crime would get so overdefensive about gun control as to take a self-endangering position on it.

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten day-old grocery store doughnuts that weren’t better than Krispy Kreme.

Boys being boys definitely needs to be replaced with men being men.

I think whoever wrote this headline has a poor understanding of the word “but”.

Oh, it’s perfectly fine if you don’t have to stop suddenly.

Only if you want the Toxic Avenger to come for you.

Well, it would test that aspect of the windscreen’s performance ahead of schedule, but I don’t think they’d be too put out by that.

Especially during rush hour.