Not until you eat them in private then later find tell-tale orange streaks on your spankerchief.

Are people really that steamed about the hams?

Depends on who’s watching when you spit it out.

Product idea: touchscreen stylus disposable tip-covers.

I didn’t even know they had, it’s been so long since I watched a game.

Someone might put one in the microwave.

Looks like just more of the same. From the graphic behind him it looks like he plans to pull up the shirt of a fat man this time.

A lot more people than you probably realize at least occasionally wear sexy underwear under their work clothes, not with any sexy-times anticipated later but just to feel sexy during the day.

He also reads Playboy just for the articles.

I’m in my car on my lunch break skinning mine back right now.

Just don’t toss it into your lunch bag without a wrapper.

Not unless I planned to clean it before eating it. And depending on the lunchtime circumstances that could involve sandwich-bagging it wrapped in a paper towel.

Pictured here growing alongside pumpkins.

So now instead of just tossing my banana in my lunch bag and not worrying about keeping it clean, I have to wrap or bag it. Yeah, that’ll reduce waste.

Apparently God’s an asshole. Or this guy just has a tendency to attribute his recognition of virtue-signaling opportunities to God. Whatever.

Or vise-versa. Depends on the scene.

Does that include self-driving cars?

The technology also opens up the door to a very near future in which we won’t be able to trust video evidence...

The other wrinkle is that to collect said penalties they would have to specify what she said that they paid her not to say.

Which is probably one of the reasons the kids placed one of their own in the White House: to keep an eye on him and keep his favor lest he change the will. That and to generally try to protect the Trump brand.