Pictured here growing alongside pumpkins.

So now instead of just tossing my banana in my lunch bag and not worrying about keeping it clean, I have to wrap or bag it. Yeah, that’ll reduce waste.

Apparently God’s an asshole. Or this guy just has a tendency to attribute his recognition of virtue-signaling opportunities to God. Whatever.

Or vise-versa. Depends on the scene.

Does that include self-driving cars?

The technology also opens up the door to a very near future in which we won’t be able to trust video evidence...

The other wrinkle is that to collect said penalties they would have to specify what she said that they paid her not to say.

Which is probably one of the reasons the kids placed one of their own in the White House: to keep an eye on him and keep his favor lest he change the will. That and to generally try to protect the Trump brand.

“Jimmy Kimmel has announcedthat Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Clifford, she’s retired) will be appearing on his show”

“The term actually means the second blue moon of the month...”

He was raising a son whose mother had died of cancer, but his movies quickly became popular and he was able to raise three kids.

They’re called “clowns”.

I’ve always found both gymnast erotica and comedian erotica to be rather disappointing.

Sea-cows. Manatee erotica!

It’s been done.

Not karma, but more a sense of community for me some months back...

PERFECT.

Pirate erotica

How well would pulled chicked mixed into the batter work in a waffle iron?