You beat me to it. I thought of this idea a couple decades ago, realized this same problem with it, and moved on with my life.

You’ll have to use a soft cheese, of course, for the traditional smear-the-cake-in-each-other’s-face gag shot.

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OMG NO! That is the last person we need to be a martyr.

Any correlation between the restaurants? Ownership? Clients of same ad agency?

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I really wish people would think twice about this protest-quitting thing. It just makes way for them to replace good people with their own hand-picked idiots and/or villains.

Hmmm... I guess Joaquin’s too old.

Siskel & Ebert redux.

How long do 30 glue sticks last?

How long do 30 glue sticks last?

I was going to ask how to factor in visual acuity, but you pretty much beat me to it.

There are lots of live train feeds on YouTube.

So you’re saying we’re not so much a shit-hole as a bullethole-perforated colon? Okay.

Sounds like she’s referring to Pence’s attitude.

Maybe we should encourage those countries to form their own versions of the Peace Corps (assuming they haven’t already) and send some volunteers here.

Hoof.

Oh, fuck them. It’s easy to bust the “cheap stereotype” of Mexican food by simply using expensive ingredients. It’s easy and fucking lazy.

Can I substitute for the grasshoppers?

I’ve never seen this. I’m guessing there were exhaust issues?

Pedestrians, hell. My ‘09 Civic’s A-pillars block my view of vehicles.