He had the unlimited texting plan.

Honestly, there are too many sites that aren’t light enough on their mobile version, and way too slow to be useful in slow-service areas.

All I could think of while watching that video was how painfully bad a shot the player was.

The old sugar (water) in the gas tank prank.

No, they’ll get someone who’s more evil but in a way they approve of.

Oh please! That was Caspar Weinberger.

Give him some credit for some degree of discretion. That’s just his password.

Far be it from me to fat-shame, but if “Q” turns out to be some 400-pound guy in his mom’s basement this will all be perfect.

Maybe if they slip in some Ultron jokes.

Dwight would start the new series only appearing in cameos, having somehow gotten a Trump White House gig. Short-lived, of course.

If we can successfully encourage exiting Puerto Ricans to move to 3-vote red states this could be an out-of-the-frying-pan-and-into-the-fire situation for repubs in that regard.

You look like a young-ish fellow. I suppose it’s possible you haven’t noticed yet that this is the kind of shit that happens in real life.

My mother used to use condensed milk too, but I don’t know what proportion.

Yeah, that turns out to be not so true, even though a lot of people think it is. A manifestation of the just-world hypothesis, I suspect.

Or at least not on this streaming service.

Came to ask.

On which page can we find the mini microwave specially tuned to warm only the rum in a single rum-centered chocolate?

I haven’t flown in about a couple decades. Do tickets have scratch-off numbers now to see if you won a seat?

Is working for an airline so horrible they can’t afford to lose even the most crap human beings working for them lest they be unable to hire a replacement?