I don’t know, but I think I could figure out how to make a brick chain.

So it’s a pyramid scheme then.

Seriously, how could he be person of the year when he didn’t even act like a person this year?

it is somewhat suspect that it’s had a number of owners and undergone a number of price reductions in the years since Borden’s death.

“I’m thankful that I anticipated this question and thought of this answer ahead of time.”

They seem to be continuing their trend of having better stuff leaving than coming.

Are you sure? thought it was Bat Boy.

I can just picture Beth picking her name.

...a few months ago an “observer” encountered the patriotic state Rep. Wes Goodman in his Columbus, Ohio, office at the Riffe Center, planting his flag having consensual sex with a man who was not an employee.

I will give them credit for this: a Chinese dairy executive knowingly sold contaminated milk that ended up killing some kids, and was executed for it. You won’t see that kind of accountability in corporate America.

“Operation Save America unashamedly takes up the cause of preborn children in the name of Jesus Christ. We employ only biblical principles.”

Do they have a little bell that rings in alternation with plastic juddering sounds as you go up the corkscrew?

This reminds me of the time my wife and I were eating at a Ruby Tuesday and the waitress confided, with evident pride in the cleverness of it, that the pie on the desert menu was made by putting their own top crust on Sara Lee pies.

....Garmon’s bizarre insistence that spending time in other countries is definitely “not a bad thing.”

“Look, dear! I’m poor! Hahahahaha!”

Well, I checked it out, and for some reason it makes page text look darker and uneven, like bleeding ink.

I want the Classic Theme Restorer add-on to continue to work, but the Mozilla devs are hell-bent on stripping out the ability to richly customize the browser.