Are you sure? thought it was Bat Boy.

I can just picture Beth picking her name.

...a few months ago an “observer” encountered the patriotic state Rep. Wes Goodman in his Columbus, Ohio, office at the Riffe Center, planting his flag having consensual sex with a man who was not an employee.

I will give them credit for this: a Chinese dairy executive knowingly sold contaminated milk that ended up killing some kids, and was executed for it. You won’t see that kind of accountability in corporate America.

“Operation Save America unashamedly takes up the cause of preborn children in the name of Jesus Christ. We employ only biblical principles.”

Do they have a little bell that rings in alternation with plastic juddering sounds as you go up the corkscrew?

This reminds me of the time my wife and I were eating at a Ruby Tuesday and the waitress confided, with evident pride in the cleverness of it, that the pie on the desert menu was made by putting their own top crust on Sara Lee pies.

....Garmon’s bizarre insistence that spending time in other countries is definitely “not a bad thing.”

“Look, dear! I’m poor! Hahahahaha!”

Well, I checked it out, and for some reason it makes page text look darker and uneven, like bleeding ink.

I want the Classic Theme Restorer add-on to continue to work, but the Mozilla devs are hell-bent on stripping out the ability to richly customize the browser.

At this rate the solution will pretty much have to be square sensors and a default setting to crop to HD landscape whichever way you hold it.

I’m surprised they didn’t do it themselves when a black man got elected president.

He’d sell it to Putin. Putin just has to say he likes the state and it’s a done deal, which T-Rump will brag about because friends with Russia = good.

Two former top intelligence officials— former CIA director John Brennan and former director of national intelligence James R. Clapper Jr.—said on Sunday that Trump is being “played” by Putin

They’re really big on command lines.

Well, there was that business of plagiarizing Michelle’s speech at the GOP convention.

But it’s not the vampires themselves that are so white and shiny; it’s the zinc oxide sunscreen they slather on to go out in the daylight.

I tried seltzer but it gave me a headache. I’ve switched to tea (with just lemon) and coffee (with Swiss Miss, I admit).