I haven’t watched but I’ve heard about it.

I have absolutely no recollection of that bit. What episode was it from?

Seriously, 80s music drove me to the musical hinterlands where I became a new-age music hermit and almost missed out on 90s alt-rock.

4. As an allergy sufferer I have to vehemently disagree on those seasons. And allergies aside, there’s nothing like snugglin’ weather.

That’s Fox “News” viewers over on the right, there. The person in control of the office TV puts that shit on every day, and they have been pushing the protesting-the-flag-and/or-anthem take from day one. If they so much as mention that players “claim” they’re protesting police violence they follow up with a long…

Okay, I haven’t watched it yet but I’m going to guess first...

Perhaps the simplest retort to “all lives matter” would be “then act like it.”

Conveniently, it’s amazing how many greeting card options are out there with “Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings” and snowflakes on the front. Let’s get as many of them on the mantles of our snowflake friends and family as we can this year.

When someone mentions the “war on Christmas” I remind them that it is being fought by the Combined Resistance Forces of Thanksgiving and Halloween.

Nope. Not as long as downvoting everything by him so immensely improves the quality of my Netflix recommendations.

And then there are the ones who pray for the end times and see no problem with having another World War to hasten them along.

Nothin personnel kid

try holding some toilet paper against your butthole to dampen the sound

Gotta make that Lee quote into a meme, then. Put his picture on it and put the quote in period-ish handwriting so they have to read it carefully.

...the one where Confederate president Robert E. Lee said...

Not an airman. Never served in any branch. But I know a few of each.

Man, everyone forgets airmen.

So basically... Pence: “OMG would you please stop talking about police violence against minorities!? LALALALALALALA!!!!”

And people laughed at Al Gore. At least Gore had a hand, legislatively, in changing the internet from mostly just a network of military and university sites to being the massive business, reference, entertainment, and social communications backbone it is today.

I can see where having his picture next to the word in the dictionary might have caused a bit of confusion on his part. A lot of things cause confusion on his part.