try holding some toilet paper against your butthole to dampen the sound

Gotta make that Lee quote into a meme, then. Put his picture on it and put the quote in period-ish handwriting so they have to read it carefully.

...the one where Confederate president Robert E. Lee said...

Not an airman. Never served in any branch. But I know a few of each.

Man, everyone forgets airmen.

So basically... Pence: “OMG would you please stop talking about police violence against minorities!? LALALALALALALA!!!!”

And people laughed at Al Gore. At least Gore had a hand, legislatively, in changing the internet from mostly just a network of military and university sites to being the massive business, reference, entertainment, and social communications backbone it is today.

I can see where having his picture next to the word in the dictionary might have caused a bit of confusion on his part. A lot of things cause confusion on his part.

So you’re saying there’s a market for a dipping sauce analog to the “Impossible Project” resurrection of Polaroid film.

It feeds into their persecution claim. In their minds at least.

I think the term 88 Fingers was looking for is “genuinely upset”.

Protip: don’t use duct tape. You will be tempted every time the masking tape fails, but don’t.

You could you use this to wallpaper an apartment or rental you’re normally not allowed to redecorate like that.

Stardust management returned fire, filing a countersuit this summer accusing employees of swindling the restaurant out of more than $400,000 by overcharging for sodas and coffees.

OH FFS people! Will you turn off Bluetooth?!

No, that’s pretty much the opposite.

“And his personal hygiene is above reproach.”

So is this all just a rationalization for him to sit around at home posting snarky political memes on Facebook all day? Cause if so, he really hasn’t considered the amount of existing competition in that arena. It’s really a saturated market.

So if you divide what each of them got from the NRA by the number of deaths, how many pieces of silver is that?

I preferred Maps’ traffic info from back before they incorporated Waze. At least around here, they used to get it from the state DOT, and accident & construction markers would give you lots of info when you tapped them, like which lanes were closed and when it was expected to be cleared. Now for accidents it just says…