That's part of the joke. Notice the sentence after it:

While I love Level-5, and I can't wait to buy The Starship Damrey, there's one game coming to 3DS eShop I have to buy first...

"Nintendo should stop making home consoles"
"Nintendo has simply lost its way"

EA seems to be avoiding the Vita as well, is this all about avoiding uneasy platform markets or sommit?

From the same interview, but only quoted on Polygon so far:

Clack clack, stop me.

I didn't beat either game, I got a decient chunk into both before giving up on liking the XIII series. I stupidly bought XIII-2 after hearing good things about it, but now I don't care if Lightning Returns gets the most fan-fare of the trilogy, I'm not going back.

100 for both games.

Presentation was fine, I don't really care much about graphics but the animations were good and the world designs were very pretty. Gameplay wise it's fantastic. The battle system was probably the only thing about the game I really liked, it felt like a very natural transition, and I love RPG's that tread away from…

Easy, I can explain my own reasons for liking X-2 and not any of the XIII games.

Lizard with J-Pop hair.

Meh, why would they care about people who support such an unpopular system like Nazism...

It is magic!

YAY!

Now Peggle 2, please!

He's got special eyes...

No, the iOS version also includes "Rise from the Ashes". It's not a straight port of the GBA game, the iOS version has just about everything that the DS version has, just with changes to the games UI for courtroom stuff.

The iOS version is much more like the GBA version of Phoenix Wright (PW was originally a GBA game in Japan, when it was remade for the DS they finally brought it to western markets). Though I do prefer the DS version, there isn't any major differences. It's not harder to play or anything like that.

No, it's published by Capcom.

No Phoenix Wright or Ghost Trick?

True, but the size of the company and the ways that they are currently investing could, in these "experiments" and "projects", I think lead to something much bigger if they put a decent budget behind it.