I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Wow. He really did expose his sole in those shots.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

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“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

the amount of work, and near obsessive dedication that it takes to make it to the NFL, I’m not surprised these guys are pissed.

I think I’ve got the lip-reading down, everyone — I believe he was repeatedly saying “peppermint roll.”

Some of us remember the good ol’ days, when the worst thing you could say about Toronto’s mayor was that he smoked a bunch of crack.

Then he dumped a giant bucket of mayonnaise.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

This is a much better .gif of a Blue Jays fan

Kevin “chin of fucking steel” Pillar has the best baseball chin. BAH GAWD it broke Troy Tulowitzki’s scapula in half!

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Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

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Like many who get involved in the porn industry in some capacity, Cambria eventually had to leave the game because of one too many missed periods.