YOU! OUT OF THE POOL, NOW!

The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

Ah, New England. Where they drink their 40’s faster than they run them.

“I mean, c’mon, think about it, Mark. That’s why we call them false flags.”

Why is there no LOLLEAFS tag?

This move makes sense, especially when you consider how well the last old school American GM who’s stubborn as hell worked out for the Leafs...

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Who’s dick game is A1

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

At the NFL awards, it’s the wives and girlfriends that are missing teeth.

“Now, this is a disgusting baseball chin.”

Listen, the kid is young and needs a lot of activity. That’s standard parenting. And any parent knows, no one in a Maple Leafs jersey is playing after May.
This isn’t politics, it’s good parenting.

Hmmmm.

It’d be safer on a boat. Sharks wouldn’t go near it.

If Kyrie Irving is healthy (and sure, why not, Kevin Love too), the Cavaliers offense wouldn’t be so creatively restricted. They’d be taking shots to match the Warriors, and then giving up corresponding chances on the other end.

‘Only the saddest degenerates would waste a Sunday morning this October watching a Bills-Jaguars game emanating from London’