WTF - Alameda County is Giants territory? Did that many people move out of Frisco and into cheaper housing in the East Bay?

"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

"My growing family," he calls it. He's not done!

his wife and seven children.

Including Chris Borland, which is why he's retiring now and not asking his wife who she's talking to in 20 years.

Isn't it possible that he merely forgot that he had committed to signing with Browns?

"Non-sexual relationship"? So, they are married?

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

I don't know if he'll be able to replace Kane, but they should be able to lean on him a little bit.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

"Rip out your eyeballs and disconnect your brain, because First Take is coming up next!"

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun

Walker, Ex's Anger.

I'm gonna be sad when all the QBs who were in ESPN NFL 2k5 retire.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

That one dude had 21 points scored on him by a literal baby.

I assume he was "up for whatever."