This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

"I can work with any spread."

With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

$89B? What a moron! B is a letter.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

He cares about the NFL players so much, he usually meets them 15-20 years sooner than you'd expect.

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.

Blue 42!

There is literally nothing MLSE cannot fuck up.

It's almost as if being relieved of all his work responsibilities combined with already being financially set for life lifted some sort of weight off his chest!

It’s an understandable mix-up. If you look closely at the facts, Sterling and Silver are actually 92.5% identical.

Boston Wife: Honey, they said no Pats jerseys in the courthouse.

the judge presiding over the trial has issued a ban on all NFL-related gear inside the courtroom

Breesus Christ, King of the Drews.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Taylor Swift in the MLB record books, but "most hits in Minute Maid Park history" probably shouldn't be overlooked.

At least Taylor Swift will be a good fit for the ballpark, as she too is very accustomed to letting a lot of guys get into scoring position.

1. Aaron Rogers.