I'm guessing based on the size, he must be the 9.

"Everyone involved in staging this spectacle should be ashamed. Of course my client, Mickey Rourke, wouldn't have participated in this farce if he'd known ahead of time that the outcome would be a flop."

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

I feel like this belongs on Jezebel. Seems a little high brow for this place.

Here it is, reversed.

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

Well of course he's bound to play the heel. What else would you expect from Mr. Burfict?

The best part is that keeping him alive didn't cost a thing, whereas reviving Adam Jones of the Bengals costs 25 cents every time.

I've met and fostered relationships with a couple of Canadian blacks in my life

fuck you guys

He's just building his Brandt.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

Wish I could avoid death by being the best at being washed up.

The incumbent needs to go. In Buffalo, if you can't get it done in four years, it's never gonna happen.