It's hard to even imagine how many "inappropriate language" penalty yards Emmitt Smith would've racked up.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Bills: Tim Graham, Buffalo News

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

In defense of the blind draw, it's damned near impossible for either team to score if they can't see.

Edie frickin Brickell with the intro.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

That's like saying a drink at the airport on Sunday night before a Monday meeting in another city is the same as drinking before work.

The fight was quickly broken up after a few wide rights.

It seeks unspecified money damages.

Probably going to throw in Yakupov since you can't hang a painting without a Nail.

2 minutes for ruffing.

I think it's some obscure Degrassi: The Next Generation reference.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

It would not include the "trending on related blogs" app that continually flashes day-ruining stories involving dead children or people stabbing their pets with screwdrivers and eating them. I go to sports websites topretend that this stuff doesn't exist for a few hours.

I bet Roger didn't even promise to stick to Ray like "white on Rice."

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

Sure, it's easy to do that when there's nobody covering you, but they only play the Jets twice a year.

Watkins was matched up against defensive coach Ray Ellis. Ellis had just minutes before put his clipboard down on the turf in hopes of throwing off the rookie WR. So yes, Watkins was tripping on the Ellis D.