Gay Youth Of Color Who Plays Football will be my next screen name.

Yasiel later switched video games and didn't put this one back in its case.

Yeah I'd say it's about time we say Solange to this joke

Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

Game. Set. Matches.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

We've all herd a lot about the colts moving, but the ravens moving must have been murder.

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

Can someone please tell me how to post gifs? I'm an old man with little to do with his time.

Unlike her mayor, she didn't want the pipe.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

Drake: [writes song about it]

If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

"That's the thing you have to remember about professional sports. Whenever a team wins the title, you know who always gets to hold the trophy first? THE OWNER."

Fans should attend and simply, silently, ritualistically murder Donald Sterling.

What do these two conditions—schizophrenia and left-handedness—have in common?

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

His upcoming memoir about San Francisco's OTAs is rumored to be titled Mein Camp.