Heart attack on the field and on a bun!

Cocaine Classic! (TM)

That's what they get for Putin him on the spot.

Thanks Deadspin for covering last night's most important Tampa Bay sports news!

Pretty crazy that those bros are playing without any natural light. Really makes ya think...

Arizona decides which running back to use by cutting Cards.

That's the first time I've seen a Yankees employee smile while supporting a rod in a long ass time.

I thought Cougars and Vandals got along well: The 40-something divorcee in my apartment has had that skater kid over every night this week.

"Star Struck" urine collectors. Or as R Kelly likes to call them, "dates."

Relieved Fulham fans will no longer have to worry about Jackson being in their sun.

That's so unlike De La Hoya. Usually, he likes to keep the purse for himself.

I get that putting this problem under the microscope seems like the appropriate reaction here, but if they really want to take care of the issue, they should put it under the magnifying glass.

"Only about 200 years too late."
-Braves vs. Nationals

Kennedy is also where the Scarborough RT line starts, which is fitting, because it too goes over your head.

Yea, exactly. Kennedy.

I would have guessed this was at Broadview station.

I've got no doubt that people were pissed.

If you want experience a devastating shank, just head to a game with Mike Vanderjagt kicking.

Classless of course, and unfortunately not a surprise either. Agbonlahor is one of the Premier League's most well-known Villans.

Not the first Wilson to float away after being yelled at by a man on an island.