I know what you mean. Same reason I get creeped out every time I hear a woman say she prefers guys without beards. I mean what kind of sick closet-pedophile wants to fuck a man with the hairless face of a pre-pubescent boy?

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

Shit. And the view from my high horse was SO NICE.

I hope training is a wild success. I wanna see lady supersoldiers.

Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.

GENIUS. INNOVATOR. DOUBLE SUPER GENIUS.

Right. Heterosexual, cisgendered, happily married man in his 30's who definitely felt the, "Every girl's friend, no girl's boyfriend," shit in high school/college.

Excuse me, her breakout role was a bisexual, tough-talkin' bartender

...Because it's so delicious that now you want to eat it for every meal, and all your dreams are of goat cheese? :p

Hi dear. I'm nigerian.

Only the brides though! Somehow this is entirely their fault only, and only they should be criticized for everything wrong with the wedding industrial complex /s.

Stay tuned for next thread: why brides are so selfish and never think of their guests and attending weddings is sooooooo expensive and horrible and 1000 more ways that being invited to a wedding is the worst thing EVARRRR!

I wouldn't have minded a trigger warning for diffy queues.

That would probably be AMAZING angry hatred sex.

I'm looking forward to the number of people who show up to make it known that there are no points in World of Warcraft.

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

Maybe this works for some couples, but if the guy didn't seem interested or enthusiastic about the wedding, I'd wonder why I was bothering to marry him.

The short answer is the simplest, and the one that will get me the most shit on Deadspin: the patriarchy. Police departments are overwhelmingly male, and have been taught by a misogynist society from birth that their experiences are valid, but experiences that differ from their own are either suspicious or fictional.…