Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.
Graham
DarknessEMT
That is horrible. I’m starring it.
There TOTALLY was. He caught himself and went back to professional face, but for an instant there, he was clearly, “OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT.”
We’re gonna have to agree to disagree. You don't know what shame-beer is until you've had a warm Nati at 4am. Plus my mom looooved keystone light so maybe I just have a higher tolerance for it.
I’m like WTF, mate?
“Uh... the fuck did you just say?”
Naw dawg, Keystone Light is the disgusting cheap beer of choice. Or Caguama if you went to school in San Diego.
The look on the co-anchor’s face. Priceless.
One of my first real drinking experiences in college was chugging a Sporty. You’d drink enough of a forty and then pour in a Sparks (the former ruler of caffeinated, sugary alcoholic beverages) and chug that sucker. To an inexperienced drinker (as my 18yo self was) it was all that was necessary to take you from tipsy,…
Before the new recipe it was a weird breed of amnesia booze. This is what I remember: drank one and a half in the back seat of the car that night woke up eating Indian food the next afternoon. I got time travel drunk.
UP YOUR GAME, JIA:
You could always add some red bull or cough syrup to that puppy to mix it up. I mean, I hear.
“This will avoid a hangover because electrolytes”
“so healthy”
RIP the days of vodka powerade :/
Bud Light: Now the official beer of High School and College Football teams everywhere!
Shit in the sink. It’s the right thing to do.
Still hurts to see this gif. Oh, Hank... after all this time...
Best headline ever.