I’m friends with a guy that worked at Abercrombie and Fitch for a while, and his job title was “Posh”, basically a living mannequin. He went in, put on the outfit they laid out for him, put his clothes in his backpack, and would just walk around the store looking good. At the end of his shift he’d just grab his…

Absolutely. They may not have voted for Trump, but that’s mostly because they just didn’t vote. They may not have actively helped Trump, but they did try to hobble his only viable opponent in the general election. And here we are.

Damn, replace Baltimore with Memphis and your post is just as true. Well, like you said, everywhere, really.

This deserves more stars.

There is this train of though that masturbating lowers your testosterone levels, so to maximize your body’s production and to get the best benefits, masturbation is verboten.

I just tried this a few times on a few different phones, a 6+, a 7, and an X. It didn’t work.

He was the last one though. After he joined right out of high school the NBA changed the rules so that you have to play some kind of college or semi-pro before you’re eligible for the NBA draft.

Have you tried telling this to your divorce lawyer?

When I got to that part I shouted “Bullshit! That’s Deadpool!” to my empty apartment.

He’s advocating for greater hiring flexibility by recommending Google limit their hiring to one gender? Ok, sure, you go with that.

And don’t even get started with the soldiers all dropping their weapons when Ares was defeated. Like, I know it’s a fantastical story based on comics, but come the fuck on. It would have been a better ending if she had defeated Ares and then looked up all full of hope just to see the fighting continue.

There’s a reason that rag is commonly refer to it as the Daily Fail.

They cast Idris Alba for a very specific reason: Heimdall, being the whitest of the white in Norse mythology, is kind of a big deal among white supremacists. Any white actor cast in the role would probably find his likeness on some neo-Nazi apparel against their wishes. Casting a black actor solved that problem, and…

Awe, poor little fragile snowflake. Did this big, bad article trigger you? Do you need to go to a safe space?

Tl;dr.

Tl;dr.

You know, when you say it “150%” it sounds a lot more impressive than time-and-a-half, which is what it is. My boss would have to offer a lot more than standard overtime pay for me to cancel my Christmas vacation, I’m thinking something like double OT.

I used to work with a guy named Brian Lee, and we always shortened it to “B Lee”. (Maybe because it rhymed? I don’t know, it was a local pizza joint, so we were all potheads and alcoholics back then.) Anyway, one of our food reps had never met him and always heard us talking about B Lee, and just assumed he was Asian.…