You really don’t know what you’re talking about.

That’s not always actually true. Along with lower calories and carbs comes lower ABV, which sometimes means having a couple more light beers than you would regular to get the same buzz. (We’re all functional alcoholics here, right?)

Don’t forget Rachel Ray, a sham chef.

Oh my god I love Ridgebacks and one with a black muzzle must be one handsome looking dog!

What about the “p” in jpeg? Do you pronounce it jfeg?

This is the dumbest reason. What does the “p” in jpeg stand for? Shouldn’t that mean it’s pronounced j-feg?

Wow, should not have googled “bone cancer skull spikes”. Hello nightmare fuel

Look dude, you weren’t the only one around here that read the fact sheet, you’re just the only one to believe it.

I don’t care if my doctor is foreign or was born in the US, I don’t care if they have an accent, Hell, they doesn’t even have to speak English if there’s a translator available! They could be a 3 foot tall, green lizard-man from Mars for all I fucking care. The only thing I’m worried about when I go to see a doctor is…

I want to buy your old school buddy a beer.

You just hit the nail on the head. Her wealth gives her a privilege not afforded to most LGBTQ. I’m sorry, and this is just my opinion as a cis-hetero white guy, but I don’t give a shit for her opinion; she’s never going to go through half the problems the average LGBTQ person has to deal with.

Jidenna, and his music sounds as good as he dresses, which is to say, fucking awesome.

Comment baleeted because someone already made the Monty Python and the Holy Grail Brave Sir Robin joke.

You know, if you have questions, a quick google search might clear that up.

He filed for the 2020 election just a few hours after his inauguration. Now he can hold all the rallies he wants for the next four years.

Don’t forget local security cameras that didn’t see anything at all that could be helpful...

Down here in Memphis it’s pretty common to see mixed race couples, so yeah we mostly get left alone. But we do the same if someone is giving us one of those looks: kissing and making them more uncomfortable. It’s a win-win! We get smooches, they get anxiety!

How they found the actual human incarnation of the very concept of Captain America, let alone got him to play the role in movies, is a fucking miracle.

Jack Kirby was Jewish.