I wish I could, but I’m afraid my boss would fire me in a heartbeat for even uttering the word strike.

32 year old me is still a sucker for a chicken biscuit, even now I know what they stand for.

Hmm... Overworked parents that are too tired/exhausted to take enough of an interest in their children’s education...

Three types of people you never ask to tell you their “grossest/worst/most gnarly” stories: people that work in emergency medical settings, morticians/medical examiners, and people who work in reproductive health.

Wait? Why would they not do tests for UTIs? Aren’t they one of the most common STIs women get? And if a guy has a UTI he might want that taken care of before shooting off inside a woman. Id think that bacteria could cause one hell of a vaginal infection.

Same! The second time I went into a Planned Parenthood was because I, a 250lb weightlifter and obvious weakling due to my liberal ways, needed an STD test. I first went to the free clinic downtown, and after seeing the broken needles in the parking lot and the reach scurrying across the waiting room floor, I explored…

I remember doing something like this years ago. We got to the venue, and as we’re getting out of the car, a friend walks by and asks if we want tim meet the band. I ran off without even thinking of my girlfriend at the time.

Ok, so they (Apple) hold a patent. Do they have an actual system or product based on that patent, or is the patent all they have?

This!

Right? I joke don’t that then readon Michelle looked so pissed yesterday is she’s forgot her dab pen in her other purse.

Amen to that. It’s like my fist involuntarily clenches every time I see him.

Of course you don’t know what those words mean, you don’t need to when you’re arguing in bad faith.

What your posts remind me of.

They should really recommend more people take aspirin on flights, and should even offer it on long flights.

This happened to one of my great-aunts after she flew to Hawaii. A few hours after landing she started acting funny and needed to lie down, then she went unresponsive. The difference is she had a massive stroke instead of a heart attack, most likely cause by a blood clot forming during the long plane ride.

That right there tells you all you need to know. That man is someone you should not fuck with.

Four people in the car that got hit, all with neck pain and “medical bills”? Could be a pretty sweet payday.

Sounds like my twin brother. We’re identical, but I was born right-handed and he was born left-handed (pretty cool, right?). In second or third grade his teacher forced him to write and do everything else with his right hand. Now he has atrocious handwriting no matter which hand he writes with. He’s still pretty…

After carefully and thoroughly casing the residence and studying the dwellers schedule, sure a thief would. Especially if you’re like a lot of rednecks I know that own gun safes but never, ever close them..

What about the scene in the same episode in the bakery? When they’re taking everything to give to the prisoners at the camps, and the baker protests, and the soldier pulls his gun and calls him a Nazi. The baker insists he wasn’t a Nazi, and the soldier asks if he’s a human being or if he just didn’t smell the…