Why is everybody ignoring the option to put it in a blind trust if she wins? They can keep the foundation open with someone else at the helm for the duration of her presidency, and she doesn't get to see who the donors are until after she's out of office.

The one after is the one that got me. “Give me faith that it’s our desperation & not our hearts [that’re] dark.” I keep reading it over and over and now I've got tears welling up.

Right? Some of the worst shit I’ve heard this election has come from my co-workers, and if there aren’t any black peoplee in the station they don’t even try to hide their racism.

I love the timing too; if Trump responds in outrageous fashion, that will dominate the weekend news cycle. And if he doesn't respond the weekend news cycle will keep playing clips of this speech and asking why Trump didn't respond.

I did when I was supposed to accompany a kidney for transplant to Arizona. I had to have a gov’t issued ID (drivers license/passport) and my state issued EMT license. My supervisor had to scan and email them to both the hospital where I was picking up the kidney and the person waiting at the airport with my ticket.

Yeah, I was just joking. There are a lot of great cheese makers here domestically doing some interesting things.

I’ve done it too. A lot of guys I know have done it, some overweight, a couple were bodybuilders. It’s one of those things society doesn’t talk about, but most people I think, regardless of gender, have had those feelings and cravings to purge, especially in those formative years when peer pressure is such a driving…

Hey, I do what I can to eat locally and sustainably, but until an American cheese maker can make a Huntsman Double Gliucester with Stilton as good as the British, it's just a sacrifice I'll have to make.

It definitely does not meet any legal requirement for any kind of violation.

Or paintball pistols, or airsoft pistols. Hell, a fucking rubberband gun works for these scenarios if you absolutely need some kind of projectile, which you don't.

Can we clone her so she can do both?

*cough*Nintendo Power Official Guide to Pokemon Red&Blue*cough*

Oh. Oh my god. I’m... I’m so sorry, I just, I didn’t know. How can you eat KFC without a biscuit, Canada? And mushy coleslaw and macaroni salad instead of mac and cheese*? For shame, Canada, for shame! What other culinary crimes against humanity aren’t you telling us about!?

I just read the whole thing. God does that man have a way with words, even in printed form. I'm going to miss this first family so much.

And you can't even say it's for the mashed potatoes and gravy. Everybody knows you scoop that delicious slop up with the biscuit and pieces of chicken.

That right there is a smile that says “Did you take the picture yet? Did it take? Take the fucking picture, already. This poor people slop is disgusting and I’m about to puke and just take the fucking picture already!”

It’s not just to show whether or not he was an affirmative action admittee, they believe he was only the Head of the Harvard Law Review because of affirmative action because he was the first black man to hold that position.

“Real” satanists as in those who follow the teaching of Anton LeVay, author of the Satanic Bible? They’re atheists too. Satanism is an “atheistic religion” as one of their high priests told me a few years ago at one of their rituals. The ritual was a fetish ball and the high priest was the DJ in charge.

I had to take drug tests for a problem at work, and they were way stricter tests than are normally given. They kept getting mad at me for my urine being to diluted to test even though I wasn’t trying to. I was going to the gym 5 days a week and drank a gallon of water a day at least.

True that, man. Trigger locks or those cable locks that go through the receiver. It’s really hard to be overly cautious when you’re talking kids and guns in the same house.