Yes. Be that mom who dares to bring cupcakes from the grocery store instead of homemade. It takes guts. I'm not kidding.
Yes. Be that mom who dares to bring cupcakes from the grocery store instead of homemade. It takes guts. I'm not kidding.
Maybe to a third party, but if that's the term you've used with your mother or father your entire life, there's really nothing wrong with keeping it up when you're older. I called my father "daddy" all the way up until he died and I know it meant a lot to him that I still considered myself to be his little girl, even…
..."Our Mommy Problem"—the insidious view of motherhood as so all-consuming that any women who breeds cannot escape being identified as a mom or mommy in every arena of her life, even when it is scarcely relevant.
I'm going to be a 'mommy' in January (Holy shit, even saying that weirds me out). I'm already getting pressure to be a certain way, do a certain thing. Being a mom will be ONE of the multiple facets of who I am, but not the one defining thing. I'll be my kid's mom, but not mom to the world, because I don't want to be…
OK. I'll say it. I have friends that have become mothers, and that's all they talk about. It consumes their lives. I used to like going out or having lunch with them, but not any more. I don't want to hear about breast pumps and baby vomit. I just don't.
My best friend from childhood had one of those younger siblings who wakes up at five am and goes around the house telling everyone else 'it's wake up time!'. Needless to say this pissed off Maggie and I to no end. One I'll fated beach trip I came down to breakfast to the little sister Cat looking pissed and Maggie &…
nobody ever thought you were deep. A fly would not drown lying on its back in a puddle of your intellectual depth.
Uh well I guess it's good the criminal justice system doesn't agree with you? Plus I'd like to see you run that by a group of rape victims. I think they would most likely tell you that the reason their rapes occurred is because another individual made the decision to rape. Not bad luck on the part of the rapist.
"fate made him act like shit." Listen, troll, I hope you're as generous with me when I punch you right in the fucking golf ball that encases the garbage that you call your brain. It will be Fate acting through me.
Okay I'll bite.
Can we acknowledge that the worst offenders of this rule are other mothers, and that it's generally the start of the "I'm a bigger Mommy Martyr" game?
Yep, I spent a week at Disney World earlier this year by myself. And they got a LOT of my money and I got a LOT of delightful t-shirts, a swimsuit, a cool suitcase with Donald Duck on it and lots of fun times. It was the first time I went by myself and it was actually a lot more fun because I've always liked Disney…
I love waterslides, LOVE THEM. When I left my last job, my co-workers gave me a gift card for the local waterslide resort (yes, there's such a thing). I'm single and all of my friends are single. I rallied 3 other adults to join me on my waterslidepalooza. On the positive side, it was AWESOME, indoor, and super…
Long story short, I ended up with an emergency c section. I posted that scene and on FB and told everyone it was my #birthstory.
My sister-in-law, let's call her Satan, has not spoken to her sister for 9 years because she didn't take Satan's advice about how to have her baby. Satan had a very difficult birth and could not believe that her sister would dare have a home birth. The sister dared and Satan has never met her now 9-year-old nephew. On…
#naturalbirth #blessed #lookslikemommy #wow
This rule is dumb as hell. But what do I know. I'm the person who gets a paper crown every time I eat at BK and then wears it in public for the rest of the day.
Yeah, gotta say, this "anti-pedophilia ban" is insane. Keeping single people from visiting a park because any lone adult is suspected of being a child molester, with the justification that "there is a lot in the headlines about pedophiles and things that are going on with children"? Seriously?
If Disney World did this, they'd lose most of their yearly revenue.
Mmmph? This isn't a jungle gym though, with zero of interest to adults in it; it's a self-proclaimed "adventure park," and I agree with Grandpa that stuff like falcons will appeal to people of all sorts of age groups.