Have you read the comics? Eugene has a terrible secret. :O

I LOVE the Walking Dead video games. I fucking love that the two player characters so far have been a black man and a little black girl. As a gamer, I get pretty bored always playing a white guy.

It's a pomeranian. Kinja insists I spelt that wrong, but Google says differently so suck it, Kinja!

"for dinner" Riiiiiiiiight...

And I doubt his home smelled of old jizz and self-hatred.

Sorry, dude! Take it up with the bros.

I'm surprised by how great she looks. The photos of her face after the attack were awful and stomach turning. I would have expected for there to be more swelling and/or scars even this long after. I'm really glad she's doing better and hope WM is locked away for a long time. I hope she heals as well inside as she…

I personally found Sister Jude to be the most terrifying of Lange's characters on AHS. A woman who can talk to ghosts and witches are not likely to be something most of us will encounter in our lifetime. Sister Jude had been twisted by guilt and regret, taking out her self-hatred on the defenseless that she's…

I had the same reaction. I got so much secondhand embarrassment from that scene that I had to put my face in my hands to look away. AHS made me do a literal face palm.

There actually is trans actress on the show! Erika Ervin plays Amazon Eve, the tallest woman in the world.

When he started screaming "MEEEEEEP! MEEEEEEP!" in the prison cell, I felt sick to my stomach.

That was a great movie and very chilling. When they revealed what the female antagonist looked like after the freaks were done with her, it made me numb.

Randy is 50% of the reason I still watch South Park. More Randy centric episodes!

Because those are the people who have never worked retail. :(

So every person who's kind to retail employees doesn't work hard for their money? Yeah, those of us who have basic human decency to people in a shitty job just stand on the corner and hold our hands out for cash, that's it.

What an incredible mind fuck it was to see Morgan tracking down Rick's group. I was NOT expecting that.

Tyrese is fucking awesome. God, I hope they don't kill him. :(

You would be wrong. She loves children and has raised me my whole life to never ever count on a man for anything. She has just been through some bad shit in her life and thinks because she came out relatively okay, everyone else could do it too. She doesn't seem to get that a lot of people are not as strong as she…

The American perception of good teeth is so fucking stupid. Someone's teeth could be rotting from the inside giving them the worst halitosis, but as long as they're white and straight, their teeth are considered 'good' by the media and dumb asses.

Your post is an oasis in the Snark Desert.