I would legit go Liam Neeson.

I've seen that shit too and it still bugs me although it was years ago. Are you, by any chance, thinking of Rocky the chihuahua? I recall the judge tearing up during the case.

That's because a lot of people never really think if they're qualified to take care of a child. They just have one because it's the norm and it's what's expected of people.

Microchip your pets. Animals are legally seen as property in the US and if it's marked with a microchip or tattoo that links it to you then the law has no choice but to return it to you in case you have to go to court.

So, wait, let me get this straight.

Yes, because a three year old having to pee and someone having a heart attack are EXACTLY the same thing. No need to look for a better analogy. Same thing.

Panties only when I have my period. I only ever wear jeans and canvas pants, so it's not like I might flash my vagina to someone. I only have had one yeast infection in the whole time I've been commando (almost a decade) and it was caused by using a warming massage gel for lube when it wasn't supposed to be used…

But don't you realize rules don't apply to children?

Well, that sounded creepy.

For safety, duh!

#Notallfeminists

Yep. I guess I better tell my male relatives and my boyfriend that they have apparently been a figment of my imagination this whole time.

Of course the media is using this as an opportunity to malign feminists even more. Of course they are. *sigh*

"I am not even that very invested in these pitbulls-as-pet comment wars you see everywhere, it is just so sheer fucking misplaced to start them here of all places. It boggles the mind."

Yes, because standing up for maligned and often abused dog breed OBVIOUSLY means that we don't give a fuck about this child's suffering. Perfect logic.

I feel awful for the servers. You just know some of these women will bring their other kids along and let them run around while the moms are busy protesting.

I fail to see how this is a problem. :)

I can completely understand this. I loved the hell out of Frozen, but it cannot stand up against any of Miyazaki's films. That man is a fucking genius and his team is amazing. It's a shame he's retiring. :(

How is having their country permanently frozen not a high stake? Their country seems to rely on import and export, so not being able to go anywhere or have anyone come to you, especially if you can't grow food, seems like a pretty huge problem. ALSO, there were a lot of foreign leaders in the country when it was…

Wait, WHAT?! How did she not have any symptoms for ten years? She never had basic blood work done which would have shown a low WBC? I believe you, this is just blowing my mind.