Friend: So who do you think won this console war?
Xbox Fanboy: Xbox won!
Friend: Xbox One?
Xbox Fanboy: Yes, Xbox won!
Friend: The original Xbox?
Xbox Fanboy: No, Xbox won with One?
Friend: OG Xbox?
Xbox Fanboy: Xbox One!
Friend: Xbone?
Xbox Fanboy and Friend: Teeheehee.

Seriously. They should have kept Xbox Natal. Project code names are always better. Even Xbox Durango will sound cooler than whatever they'll come up with. Xbox 720 is lame. Oh it's 320 but times 2! I hope its not that.

Still a better name than "Kinect".

The name of Microsoft's new console is XboxReveal. You heard it here folks! #XboxReveal

Wait, Vanquish is on PC now!?

I hate to start the pun thread, but this is probably a literal jailbird.

What? That's not true at all. Speaking as someone who creates software for the sheer love of it, I assure you that those of us who make tech gadgets, or software, or whatever, do indeed put the same amount of love and craftsmanship into our work. It is often a different type of loving craftsmanship (as techy types…

Yeah, I can't imagine I stick with it after I get the last Snyder book. Did you read the Animal Man stuff? Is any of that worth it (particularly the Rotworld tie-in)?

Oh my God. I didn't know this existed. Quite a coincidence too because I just finished reading V2 of Snyder's run.

"Platform of your choice"

Now if Sammo Hung said it I'd be a happy camper.

Congratulations! Here's to many more awesome posts and hilarious uses of your wheelbarrow image during your 6th year at Kotaku. So how are you going to celebrate?

Haters are gonna hate. You made a valid opinion about the original comment being retarded regardless if it was a joke or not.

As far as the fighting game concepts are concerned, you're probably right. I checked a few internet forums and videos and they corroborate what you're saying. Although, I didn't find a truly authoritative source and no one is seconding your point, I'll just have to concede defeat I guess. You win!

Maybe more people on the internet should send her encouraging words or words of praise then. Maybe there are people doing this ... we can't assume what the ratio of hurtful words being sent is to encouraging words.

D34? I think we have our launch date folks! December 3rd at 4 am.

Agreed. Though, I feel like the Internet always gets a bad rap. Guilty until proven innocent. I have hope. Hope that someone/some people on the backer comments section will have a good idea how to use the extra money. She could spend it on hiring a professional artist or professional musician to add to the…

I don't think the move needs to change a person's trajectory to be called a "dive something". In real basketball, people dive after basketballs, or dive off swimming boards, or in pro-wrestling - diving headbutt (from late great Chris Beniot) and diving chair (crazy mofo-New Jack). In fighting games, I think a…

M. Bison (Vega for you Japanese folks) and Chun Li: OG's of a variation of dive kicks called "stomps".