You would be correct.

I don't wanna be all "Aliens!", but, I mean...

Chevy, why don't you love freedom as much as Ford does?

Man, I sooooo called this back in February...

I just want you to know that the video, your post following the video, and this comment thread made me laugh so hard last night that I'm pretty sure I briefly passed out.

He is most certainly not alright.

Hey Chris, where did you end up going?

One of a few ways, really.

There's really only one way to be sure:

He's definitely doing it wrong, I use ramps for every oil change I do.

This is why you don't call the police on your family and friends if they're upset or emotionally disturbed, folks.

Wow, he took a solid knee hit to his forehead. What was he thinking?

Maybe not yours, but he definitely caught the drift.

I don't know how everyone else was taught about the Constitution in school, but the way is was presented to me was as follows:

Police have a photo of a suspect caught leaving the scene...

Man, if one of those tire houses caught fire, it would quite literally burn for days.

Scantily clad women help everything sell faster.

The Buick LeSabre has all the potential in the world to be a WRC monster.

Holy shit, was that a brake failure?