correction: a crew of fifteen dinosaurs being chased by someone dressed as an asteroid would be impressive

Terrible? That game was a blast and a marvel at the time.

will find Runyan gill-t of fisherman crimes

Things that haven’t hurt Dr. Oz are:

You’re missing my point.

Grimace has awakened to his true form, and is going to bring about the Third Impact

yeah I miss the days when we had ball, upside down ball, slime, other slime, other slime’s dad, literally just a seal, some eggs, pink puffball, pink puffball, pink puffball, pink puffball, pink puffball...

Every single generation has its complicated designs and its simple designs.

The new Cintiq Pro 27 comes in at $3,500, which doesn’t include the cost of the now required stand.

I see you skipped the part where they outlined all this can be skipped if you pay $40, literally demonstrating it is nothing but F2P grind bullshit.

She might have been blindsided but in that picture of her coming out of her lawyer’s office once it was done she looks absolutely elated to not be married to that man anymore.

When Katie Holmes divorced him she used burner phones to keep the whole thing a secret until she had absolutely all of her shit together to…

Will NASA send them cheesy movies? The worst, they can find? La-la-la?

It kinda reminded me of the planet(?) from MST3K.

They’re not for less government, at all. What they want is unfettered capitalism and no labor or environmental protections, or better yet, laws that outlaw protections for labor and environment, anything they see as getting in the way of rich people making more money. But they want to legislate the fuck out of being…

It’s just dehumanizing “sheeple” or Holden Caulfield’s “phonies” repackaged for the 21st century. The NPC term is very online but the narcissism isn’t.

This is 100% it. Every time you see one of these guys saying “There’s heaps of people walking around with no life behind their eyes” what they actually mean is “I saw someone who wasn’t paying full, enthusiastic, positive attention to me and I don’t understand it.”

It’s truly hard for me to imagine looking at a world full of busy people going about their lives and think that something’s wrong with them because they’re not paying more attention to me.

God, these guys are such sad assholes. There are really VERY FEW men so gross (at least until they find that incel site) that some woman somewhere won’t find them attractive. Most of these guys could probably get both a girlfriend and sex eventually, if they were willing to leave Mom’s basement and do some…

“It should start to become known that Dilbert thinks it’s ridiculous and then people who also think it’s ridiculous will start retweeting it,” he said. “And then the boss who’s in charge of it will start to get these sent to him by email or printed out and slipped under the office door. Mockery is very powerful and…

Hey, your local library has TONS of ebooks. For free with your library card. The mid-sized one I work in has over 300,000 digital items, and even smaller libraries often join consortiums that allow them access to many more digital items than they would be able to access on their own. Your library also pays money for…

No matter how pretentious I may be, I do now share empathy with the ebook community as Amazon has revamped its return policy for digital literature.