Some cursed switch in my brain flipped the other day and started reading all the fish and bug puns in a Seinfeld voice and I can’t make it stop

And Heiret has been blown away by how many people are living in the game these days, escaping the real world. He believes that this is because, in the current state of the world, people need agency. A place where players can arrange the pillows on their bed just how they like them.

This rules.

No, they didn’t. It’s a different provisional count, and not the one to rely on for now.

How long before he starts pitching Alex Jones brand male virility supplements?

Wait wait wait....wait.........wait.....

You’re going to sit there, with a straight face, and tell me that this man who has made a living off “playing” the heel, who was kicked out of E3 and banned from Twitch for streaming inside a public restroom, who cheated on his wife multiple times, and is now spouting herd…

I said this guy was garbage previously for his bullshit, and I got walls of text on how I was the bad guy and he wasn’t that bad.

I stand by what I said. This guy is garbage.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say trash, but I found them pretty disappointing. The riffing, as you point out, has a poor rhythm, often coming too quickly and drowning out the movie itself. It gets better as they episodes progress, but it never quite finds a groove.

As games get more and more bloated and start to take up hundreds of gigs, there’s no reason to have to devote so much disk space to aspects of a game you may never bother with. At the very least, every game with single player and multiplayer components should allow players to download one, the other, or both. This…

I still chuckle at the scene of the kid writing a letter

I am convinced that the reason why I didn’t find the new MST3K funny was that very few of the new cast were Midwesterners. Hopefully this even newer group grew up in the land of Pamida, soybean fields, and stifling Protestant monoculture so that they can really capture that understated vibe.

This will give me something to do other than drinking like Rowsdower and Mitchell combined. 

Anytime a game pulls that “She’s actually 130 years old, she just LOOKS like an adolescent” thing, I’m out.

Nice stuff.. only thing that caught my eye in a bad way was Goliath looks like a dolt... the rest look amazing.. but for some reason he just looks... stupid..

Here to stay, but they will pop up sporadically rather than being around every day. 

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus payments, but I gotta plan for the worst. Even if they come through, I’ll be hanging onto those as well and only spending what I have to on food, rent and utilities. That being said, I’m in a pretty sweet…

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus…

I worked very hard to remove Keaton from my new leaf village and he ended up being the first visitor to my campsite in New Horizons.

I’m just feeling absolutely powerless to do anything, react in any way, or muster any hope for the future. I am extremely fortunate to be able to work from home and collect a paycheck, so my personal safety and security is (for now) stable.

Obligatory “Historian Coming to Ruin All Your Fun!” warning, but Victorians absolutely did not cover furniture legs because the wood was...giving them wood (sorry). Those that were covered were just to protect them, or the floor/rug it was sitting on, much like the furniture paws of today.

That being said, one of my…

Remember that “my God is bigger than coronavirus” preacher guy that died of same a couple of weeks ago? Yeah, I admit I laughed my ass off at that one.