See, at one point I tried to get up the elevator but he followed me onto it. I pulled the lever to send it back down, and he did fall down the hole, but the bastard survived! That taught me to pay attention to enemy deaths more carefully. I only later managed to kill him by running down a bridge to the left of his…

Looks very pretty, but Caelid can still go screw itself.

Logan Paul seems like the type of celebrity who dies due to drug overdose, or alcoholism, or autoerotic asphyxiation, but just hasn’t gotten around to actually dying yet.

Hey, hey, hey, we respect the Spirit Jellyfish in this household. It dealt the finishing blow on Margit for me, so I gotta defend it.

Ugh. I definitely need to practice my parrying. This is my first Soulsborne game and while I’m having fun, I’m such a n00b. Feels bad. :’D

Hey, I too have an art degree, and animation is A LOT different than static illustrative images. It’s disingenuous to claim otherwise. Even if this artist were *just* referencing another person’s illustration by copying it (and not doing a transparent overlay to trace it), it’s still copying. There are plenty of…

No, men going mad thanks to the corrupted magic is a really big plot point. 

No, I totally agree with your take. I’m a lot like you in that I read and reread the books ages ago in the 90s (I was even a member of a very early role play website—I was definitely a die hard). The books aren’t perfect by any means, and I recognize that there were certain things that needed to be changed—but a lot…

This “unreliable narrator” bit has been trotted out a lot recently when discussing the show, and you’re right: it’s just bad writing. A lot of the people making this claim are relying on book knowledge, not on stuff that actually appears in the show. Liandrin is a a huge problem along these lines: in the show she goes…

I’m cautiously optimistic about this adaptation, which is exactly opposite how I feel about the upcoming Wheel of Time show. Every time I see footage of that one I get this sinking feeling of dread because it looks like an absolute dumpster fire. With Cowboy Bebop here you can say that at the very least, the people…

Y’all, I’m so happy. Animal Crossing is one of my favorite franchises ever, but New Horizons got kind of boring—I haven’t played since early summer. But now I’m gonna have to get back into it. This update just has so much awesome stuff I’ve been waiting for. As far as I’m concerned, Nintendo hit it out of the park…

Yes, but is he any good against Fallen Edelgard? She’s so OP and ubiquitous, I am pretty much compelled to put her in any competitive team if I don’t immediately want to be steamrolled. And I only have ONE copy of her. Do you know how many whales I’ve come across with teams like this??

Objection! Later versions of Pokemon games also introduced the regional variants of older Pokemon, giving us such winners as the Galarian Ponyta and Meowth. I love these offshoots. It’s a great way to revitalize the Pokedex. 

Objection! Later versions of Pokemon games also introduced the regional variants of older Pokemon, giving us such winners as the Galarian Ponyta and Meowth. I love these offshoots. It’s a great way to revitalize the Pokedex.

(Kidding.) 

I’m so glad they’re starting to put accessibility features into games. I’m able-bodied and don’t need them, but I’m genuinely happy this will make the game easier to play for people who do. The more the merrier.

As an ”essential” electronics retail employee, I’m getting so sick of explaining to assholes why we’re sold out of PS5s and graphics cards and don’t know when we’ll get them in stock. I know it’s difficult, but please remember to maybe Google some tech news websites to learn about the shortage. Oh yeah, and remember…

I mean, this seems pretty accurate to real life. Not with rabbits, but squirrels: those suicidal little bastards run into the path of my car from the safety of the shoulder ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME. Makes me feel genuinely awful, especially if you see them flipping around with a crushed spine.

Ugh. Game Pass. I’m supposed to shill it as part of my job at a big box store, but it was only added as a quota earlier this year (before Covid) and I’m still finding it hard to care. They want it attached not only to console sales, but gaming PCs. That’s a much harder sell given how many game distribution platforms…

Dammit, I may have to get the Pokemon DLC now to get that horse. I’m now dreaming of an all-equine team: we’ve got Rapidash for Fire, Mudsdale for Ground, Zebstrika for Electric, *Galarian* Rapidash, Keldeo for Water/Fighting, and now this guy.