That’s exactly why I stopped watching season 3. I’m an adult with no kids, but the way they kept graphically killing Halo (and the way they depicted Cyborg’s maiming) really turned me off. Sounds like season 4 is going to be more of the same.

Y’all, I’m so happy. Animal Crossing is one of my favorite franchises ever, but New Horizons got kind of boring—I haven’t played since early summer. But now I’m gonna have to get back into it. This update just has so much awesome stuff I’ve been waiting for. As far as I’m concerned, Nintendo hit it out of the park…

That is a cat. Rabbits don't have toe beans.

Yes, but is he any good against Fallen Edelgard? She’s so OP and ubiquitous, I am pretty much compelled to put her in any competitive team if I don’t immediately want to be steamrolled. And I only have ONE copy of her. Do you know how many whales I’ve come across with teams like this??

Looks like He-man by way of Trollhunters, where everyone gets a transformation and a magic weapon (and I don't necessarily mean that as a criticism, just an observation). That said, I’m probably gonna check it out. As a grown-up who never grew out of their love of cartoons, that Skeletor design looks pretty dope.

Objection! Later versions of Pokemon games also introduced the regional variants of older Pokemon, giving us such winners as the Galarian Ponyta and Meowth. I love these offshoots. It’s a great way to revitalize the Pokedex. 

Objection! Later versions of Pokemon games also introduced the regional variants of older Pokemon, giving us such winners as the Galarian Ponyta and Meowth. I love these offshoots. It’s a great way to revitalize the Pokedex.

(Kidding.) 

I’m so glad they’re starting to put accessibility features into games. I’m able-bodied and don’t need them, but I’m genuinely happy this will make the game easier to play for people who do. The more the merrier.

As an ”essential” electronics retail employee, I’m getting so sick of explaining to assholes why we’re sold out of PS5s and graphics cards and don’t know when we’ll get them in stock. I know it’s difficult, but please remember to maybe Google some tech news websites to learn about the shortage. Oh yeah, and remember…

I remember this show from when I was in high school, but I don’t remember watching beyond maybe the first episode. I specifically remember the part where the blonde girl is helping the robot first come up with his holographic disguise (the fit with the purple jacket) and she seemed to think he was cute. (She kind of…

I mean, this seems pretty accurate to real life. Not with rabbits, but squirrels: those suicidal little bastards run into the path of my car from the safety of the shoulder ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME. Makes me feel genuinely awful, especially if you see them flipping around with a crushed spine.

Ugh. Game Pass. I’m supposed to shill it as part of my job at a big box store, but it was only added as a quota earlier this year (before Covid) and I’m still finding it hard to care. They want it attached not only to console sales, but gaming PCs. That’s a much harder sell given how many game distribution platforms…

Dammit, I may have to get the Pokemon DLC now to get that horse. I’m now dreaming of an all-equine team: we’ve got Rapidash for Fire, Mudsdale for Ground, Zebstrika for Electric, *Galarian* Rapidash, Keldeo for Water/Fighting, and now this guy.

My solution was to get the Helminth charger, the infected mutant version of the Kubrow. Hard to love a face like that. Named mine Melanoma, and don’t feel too awfully guilty about leaving it on the ship. I prefer the little sentinel robot companions. They tend to die a lot too, but at least I can match their colors to…

I had the GBA version, but I’ve never played the original so I don’t know how they compare. I’m hoping more old JRPGs like this get a rerelease on the Switch.

I miss Club Nintendo rewards. I got some really nice stuff back in the day: some decent quality tote bags, a t-shirt, a *different* Mario pin set, these cool gold foil playing cards, and more. I mean, I can see why they stopped. It had to have been very expensive to make and mail all that crap for free. But the fan in…

Dammit. I read that “AAA” up there and heard it as read by Jim Sterling: TRIPLE AAAAYYYYYYY!!!1

Shit. Now Elder Scrolls games will be timed exclusives to the Xbox.

I work at a big box retailer, and we sold out of PS5 pre-orders before we even opened. I clocked in and checked my employee notices on our computer system, and there was one to take down any in-store flyers mentioning the pre-orders. We’re supposed to “direct” people to online pre-orders... But I don’t know how that…