This just furthers my commitment to my new mantra, “eat the rich”.

It’s a good thing I wasn’t there, because I’d be the asshole onlooker yelling “You deserved that!” while she was lying on the ground crying.

I’m probably going to regret asking this, but what the hell is butt rock?

Thanks, I hate it. They look like dead-eyed dolls. Except for Brock...He just looks angry.

Scottish Twitter almost makes up for the fuckery that is the rest of that site.

Pleeeeeeeeeease be another main support. With people bitching alternately about the shortcomings of the 3 main healers we already have now, we need another to play as. (Also, it’s weird that the majority of the support characters are women. I'm glad we're getting a dude in that category.)

They really are. This is my old boy that I lost last summer. Still miss him every day.

Of course you can read their faces. Look at this and tell me that isn't a happy girl. 

Thanks. That was...certainly a read. Reminds me of that weird-ass “kin” thing that some kids buy into on Tumblr. Google that for a laugh, if you want to make yourself feel slightly better. 

Ok, I have to ask about what happened to Mercedes Lackey. I’ve tried to Google it just now and am only finding book reviews and synopses. 

Melania Trump, classy? Even forgetting the nude pin-ups she posed for in her youth, marrying Donald Trump is about the least classy thing a person can do.

You forgot about (spoiler warning, I guess) Link’s Awakening. Link’s quest to awaken the Wind Fish essentially destroys the entire island. IIRC, people on the island actually ask him *not* to continue his quest because they know the eventual outcome.

Can I just say that I’d like to prune that gentleman?

Awesome. This is one of only 2 Zelda games I’ve managed to actually beat. (Hooray for crappy attention spans.) 

I found my pog collection in my parents’ garage last year, still in those little plastic tubes you could get for storage. I wasn’t sure what to do with them. Throwing them away didn’t feel right. Anyone interested in buying vintage pogs and slammers?

That is one of the most unattractive collections of tattoos I have ever seen.

I managed to buy one copy of 2 or 3 in stock on release day...and I work at a Best Buy. I guess they* figured there would be low demand for what is technically an old JRPG.

Meanwhile, I’m not sure if I should be waiting for the reveal that my queen Moira is bi. I mean, she’s a walking David Bowie reference, so would it really surprise anyone?

No, it is not. It’s a loot box game, but you can’t transfer items to people. (You can buy loot boxes for friends, but the stuff inside is randomly generated.)

Playing Mercy is like playing Frogger, except the cars are actively aiming for you and they hate you with a passion.