Unnngggh. The engine picture is just...sigh. That is the intersection of Sad Street and Cute Avenue.

I dunno, man. AC2 ends with a prerecorded alien message talking over your confused player character to warn the future descendant, relieving his ancestor's memories, about the oncoming threat of 2012, which in turn is connected to an Ancient Aliens conspiracy that weaves its way through every historical event and…

Do you know what "lifelong" means?

Nobody gives a shit in the real world.

Some more gold.

You can hit level 29 with zero raid gear.
Cry me a river nooblet.

Am I the only one surprised he's still alive?

I defended my favorite journalist's writing style until I knew what this 5th grader knew. What I discovered next shocked me!

You're absolutely right. My 5th grade daughter just finished a reading comprehension exercise where the object was to find the main idea of the passage. That's what a headline is supposed to express, as well. The Russian Navy's 'hatred' of the ship was one the topics of the passage, but the main idea was the…

Activision and Giuliani celebrated their victory by blasting Twister Sister's "We're Not Going to Take It" on enormous U.S. Army loudspeakers outside Noriega's prison cell for five straight days.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

I'm not the biggest fan of this thing, but I've heard one at full throttle. The sound is unreal.

You won't BELIEVE this CRAZY PIZZA shaped ship; Russians HATE IT

Can journalists really not see? It is the condition of a headline writing a check that its article can't cash. In this case, your headline suggests an article about Russia's hatred of a new class of warship, and exactly two paragraphs of your article are about Russia's reaction to the ship. However, the article is…

entity X inflammatory verb Y noun Z

Definitely don't want to drop your keys.

...until the Arrow had to turn.

Thanks Obama!

But you just did what the commenter's second paragraph encouraged you not to do. By bringing him or her out of the greys, you promoted someone without a background check.

It's a flip-up directional arrow sign.

Not trying to make light of this topic, but this is how I read the title, TWICE: